Oh. My. Gosh. I am having a hard time picking out one or two things
Ok, here goes- I HATE HATE HATE when he cleans. I will come home to an absolute mess- I mean vacuum out, dust rags out, cleaning supplies all over, stuff scattered around and he wants me to be all "oh honey thank you so much for cleaning!" What cleaning????????? Now I have to go back and double clean because of all the S*#T you leave out. I can't tell you guys HOW MUCH it pisses me off!!!
Then I'll spend all afternoon cleaning (I mean floorboards, disinfect, clean the carpet) and he can't even notice and the next thing I know there is dirt tracked all over the floor and something random sitting in the middle of the living room. I have even experimented to see exactly how long he would leave the battery charger in the entryway. It was one freaking month before I gave and put it away!!