[roxies_mom]

This made me laugh, thought it might do the same for some of you!



> The Purina Diet
>
> I have 2 large dogs, and was buying a large bag of Purina at Walmart and
> was in line to check out. The woman behind me asked if I had a dog?
>
> Duh?
>
> On impulse, I told her no, I was starting The Purina Diet again.
> Although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital
> the last time. But I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive
> care ward with tubes everywhere and IVs in both arms.
>
> I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way it works is
> to load your pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every
> time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so I was
> going to try it again.
>
> I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now
> enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy who was standing behind
> her.
> Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food
> poisoned me?
>
> I told her no, I'd been sitting in the street licking my butt and a car
> hit me.
>
> I thought the guy standing behind her was going to need help as he
> staggered to the door laughing.
>
> Life is short. Break the rules, forgive quickly, kiss slowly, love deeply,
> laugh uncontrollably, and never regret anything that made you smile.
>
> Have a good day, with lots of smiles!