There's a song about a red-legged yorkie:
Well, brunettes are fine, man
Blondes are fun
But, when it comes to getting the dirty job done,
I'll take a red-legged yorkie, a red-legged yorkie
It takes a red-legged yorkie to get a dirty job done.
Well, listen up, stud,
Your life's been wasted
'til you've got' down on your knees and tasted
A red-legged yorkie, a red-legged yorkie
It takes a red-legged yorkie to get a dirty job done.
Author Unknown, but Bruce Springsteen is trying to find him and sue him. |