You are soooo ghoulish!?! But that's OK, I love to look at incisions, and ewwy things too.
I didn't know you have a Dane! When did you get him/her? A great dane? What other kind is there. Good night woman, you need to open a zoo!
I'm glad the pain meds are working, but for crying out loud, lock your husband in the basement or something so he can't be dumb with the animals!

Why in the world does he always do that?

Never mind, don't tell me, I don't want to hear it!!!
I hope your checkup goes well since you were out running on the highway with your recently operative foot. At least you will get the clean bandage.
Let us know what he says OK?