Oh this is such a great Idea .....
Here we go ......
Do you have Hide a squirrel/Hide a bee?
YES
Whats your favorite sports teams?
DALLAS COWBOYS
Whats your favorite sport?
duh .... 
Would you like a cookbook for your baby's treats/foods?
YEAH
What kind of books do you read?
STEPHEN KING .... I HAVE A LOT OF THEM
Do you have a favorite coffee shop/chain store?
.... WELL I AM IN GERMANY RIGHT NOW ....