I have never seen a LESS-CONTROVERSIAL THREAD in my life! I almost want to insult you just to create some controversy!!

Of course, I have no doubt I'd be tarred and feathered by all the people on here who adore you.
And so do I. You always have interesting and fun things to say. In fact, when I see a response of yours to one of my posts, I feel like maybe I posted something worthwhile.
You don't reach 5,000-plus posts with so much universal appreciation by the membership by being a rabble-rouser, that's for sure.
Here's to your next 5,000 posts!
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Mike ~ Doting Dad to Jillie, Harper, Molly, Cooper, Eddie (RIP), Lucy (RIP), Rusty (RIP) and Jack (RIP).
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