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xxmxaxrxyxx · 07-24-2008, 09:41 AM

How to tell if you to pray at work

[*]When a coworker comes in a little too happy singing "good morning" to everyone and you think, "Somebody need to slap the s#@! out of her" --You need to pray at work

[*]When someone comes in and annouces. "Office meeting in 5 minutes," and you think, "what the f*&% do they want now?" -- You need to pray at work

[*]When your computer is mysteriously turned off and you want to say, "which one of yoou sons of b@#$%*& turned off my computer?" -- You need to pray at work.

[*]When you're in the elevator and it stops to pick up someone who stood for 5 minutes waiting for the darn thing only to go down one floor, and you say "that lazy b^%&*" -- You need to pray at work.

[*]When you take some vacation time and come back to find a mountain of paperwork sitting on your desk because no one else would it and you think "sorry a$$ m#$%! f^&*^$s" -- You need to pray at work.

[*]If you have ever thought about poisoning, choking, punching, or slapping someone that you work with -- You need to pray at work.

[*]If you avoid saying more than hello or how are you doing to someone because you know it's going to lead to their whole f%$^&&* life story. -- You need to pray at work.

[*]IF you know all the words that have been bleeped out........... -- You DEFINITELY need to pray at work.

LET US ALL BOW OUR HEADS!

07-24-2008, 09:41 AM	#1
xxmxaxrxyxx Missing Yoshi Everyday! Donating Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Wichita, KS Posts: 15,110 Blog Entries: 3	Praying at Work How to tell if you to pray at work []When a coworker comes in a little too happy singing "good morning" to everyone and you think, "Somebody need to slap the s#@! out of her" --You need to pray at work []When someone comes in and annouces. "Office meeting in 5 minutes," and you think, "what the f&% do they want now?" -- You need to pray at work []When your computer is mysteriously turned off and you want to say, "which one of yoou sons of b@#$%& turned off my computer?" -- You need to pray at work. []When you're in the elevator and it stops to pick up someone who stood for 5 minutes waiting for the darn thing only to go down one floor, and you say "that lazy b^%&" -- You need to pray at work. []When you take some vacation time and come back to find a mountain of paperwork sitting on your desk because no one else would it and you think "sorry a$$ m#$%! f^&^$s" -- You need to pray at work. []If you have ever thought about poisoning, choking, punching, or slapping someone that you work with -- You need to pray at work. []If you avoid saying more than hello or how are you doing to someone because you know it's going to lead to their whole f%$^&& life story. -- You need to pray at work. []IF you know all the words that have been bleeped out........... -- You DEFINITELY need to pray at work. LET US ALL BOW OUR HEADS! __________________ Yoshi* Mei Ling Ting Ting Ting Ki Sun Hye Yukio Kioshi Last edited by xxmxaxrxyxx; 07-24-2008 at 09:43 AM.