[bchgirl]

Originally Posted by xxmxaxrxyxx

I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside

the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes you just get so stressed and little things just seem funny?

Yeah, well I couldn't believe it he was a DWARF!!!

He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted,

'I AM NOT HAPPY!!!'

So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one

are you?'

And then the fight started.

I would assume...by a kick in the shin.