Oh, I was just wanting to clean the microwave. I nuked some grillin' beans last night without a cover. You know what happened, right. All over the inside of the microwave!
So...I placed a bowl of soapy water in there and boiled it to loosen the residue of the beans. What I did next was sheer idiocy! I attempted to place half of a papertowel in the water to drag over the bottom of the microwave.
Yep. It exploded all over my hand.
Icewater just wasn't enough. It is just now beginning to throb.
I know there aren't many that are as stupid as I, but I just wanted to say....be careful of your microwave. It will bite the hand that feeds it!