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Originally Posted by nudiva37  Try to stay calm...if you need a laugh I will post my delivery day story...it is hilarious...   |
I found it...boy I thought I did something this day... I hope you get a laugh!!!Thursday, December 27, 2007
Amazing Puppie Delivery
Current mood: accomplished
Category: Pets and Animals
OK it is official my AKC yorkie had 4 pups yesterday and Mom and pups are well... Now that sounds great...
OK short version...
I woke up to my male Yorkie's normal bark..it is time for our walk...
I jumped up stretch excited 3 days until puppies, but I had been thinking I was going to sneak her to work because I had this uncanny feeling the puppies would come while at work..
hmmm I walk to the back... My Yorkie Mom looks at me, I look at her....
and I know.... It is time..... Oh crap... I didn't have every thing for my delivery room... She didnt care about that.... I go into panic mode....
All of a sudden I don't like my delivery box...I am thinking it is to small...
She is running behind me wanting to say... "Hurry up already!!"
She is looking for a place to drop the puppies.....
So my day starts like that...
While I am trying to deliver puppies... I am trying to call someone to take my place at work... and Set up her spot to deliver... Got my "Breeding for Dummies book open to the delivery page!! I am Running around with my hair standing on top of my head and nothing on but my T-shirt and panties... Freaking out!!!
I grabbing the scissors the first aid stuff.... After I set her in her box and she starts the process....she is trying to follow me out of the room...while I am running around the house like a mad woman!!!
I call the vet 6-7 times at minimun because this is a breed that has quite a bit of C-sections. So!!! The process begins...
First Puppy comes BACKWARDS OMG
I have to pull.... We get through that and hour later no more pups...she is big as a house I know there is 2 more...
I call the vet ...we are off to the hospital....
I holding the one puppy in my chest... Her in the other hand
get to the vet... the give her a shot and more directions send us home,
on the way... back to my house... She is ready to deliver another one
while I am driving... In the mean time.... The alarm company calls and tells me there is a burgarlry in process at my home... My male yorkie chewed his way through a hole in the door and set off the alarm....
The cops were pulling off as I arrived.... As I got to the door...
with Mom and pup in tow...I AM LOCKED OUT...I GRABBED THE SPARE KEYS that someone has the house key off of!! Darn it!!
I have to break into my own home to finish delivering pups...
Rottweilder makes a run for it...the gate is OPEN!!
I climb through window...Set off alarm again....
Absolutely HiIlarious.... had to cancel my book signing in the process of delivering that 4th pup... Whew.... more to the story...
LOL
one an amazing delivery....
Every Single puppy came backward!!!
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