My name is Nancy, but my BFF at work calls me nancyfancypants. As for her...well, most everyone in the office calls her Evil Patti. I just call her Skanky.
All this talk of little toes makes me think of my daughter. The fourth toe on her left foot stopped growing at one point, and now it sits like a little cocktail weenie on top of the third and last ones. Her friends at dance school used to call the toe Hanky. (Yeah, like Mr. Hanky on South Park. lol) She finally built up enough confidence this year to wear flip flops and, to her surprise, most people don't even notice. (Seriously, who checks out people's feet?)
But I still wanna see FL Tink's toes...just for comparison purposes.