OMG that is so funny! Don't worry, you aren't alone- I was chased by a goose at the zoo once so I feel you pain- very embarrassing!
I'm glas y'all are okay.
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"If you have men who will exclude any of God’s creatures from the shelter of compassion and pity, you will have men who will deal likewise with their fellow men." — St. Francis of Assisi, 1181-1226