Oh my gosh, Aerrica

!!! I guess she's lucky she ran into you and not me; it would have been her in tears

b/c I would have reamed her a new (you know). And then I might have slugged her or spit on her or something

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How dare she tell you that stuff without even knowing the situation. What does she think she is...a VET or something? Even they would have the brains to inquire about the specific situation. Ignorant people just irritate the daylights out of me.
I'm sorry she made you feel so bad; if you run into her again, spit on her for me, LOL.
Or better yet, spit on her car door handle