Well I had been reading this posting earlier today, sitting at my desk laughing at all of the really funny (but not so funny at the time) stories. I took Thor with me today to get him new food (which has been suggested by many people here, thanks again for the great advise as always!) and when I wasn't looking he lifted his leg and peed on a bag of food!!!! I was mortified! I didn't know what to do. Most of it dripped off onto the floor because those food bags are kind of water proof, and I just rubbed it into the floor with my shoe.
I know, I felt bad about it but I was too embarresed to ask for a paper towel. Maybe that was karma...
He's so funny!