I get really embarassed whenever Stewie pees somewhere he's not supposed to.
We were visiting my boyfriend at the time's parents' house and they were showing off their brand new Oriental rug to me. Stewie walked right in from the other room and squatted on it to pee. I was mortified. Good thing it was ugly anyway
Also, I was dating this new guy and I brought Stewie over to his apartment to meet him. He had a brand-new handwoven rug he bought while he was in Morocco. It was beautiful - beyond words. Well, you can guess what happened next. I was on my way to pick up the rug and put it on top of the chair while we were visiting, but Stewie beat me to it.
What can I say? He just loves rugs!