I was finally able to sneak some pics of the xrays of my leg. The first three were taken in the emergency room last November. The last picture, taken in May, shows the rods and screws that are holding this bionic woman together

. I suppose experienced xray readers can see that the bone is nearly healed, but all I see is a steel plate and 10 screws.
Next time I tell you I'm all screwed up, you'll know I'm telling the truth.