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Originally Posted by hollywillis  my mum used to say don't do as i do, do as I tell you. |
OMG, LOL...my mom said that all the time too!
If I said "well, Mary Alice gets to do it", she'd say "So, do you want to go live with Mary Alice?". UGH. As IF she'd let me go live with her family, LOL. And as if they'd WANT ME, rofl.
"Don't look at me that way; your face might freeze".
"When you move out, you can do anything you want to do" (this was when I was like, 10
)
And the thing that used to REALLY get to me was when she'd say
"There was a little girl, with a little curl;
right in the middle of her forehead.
And when she was good, she was very very good,
But when she was bad,she was
HORRID"
Clutch the pearls
, can you imagine a mom saying that to her smart aleck daughter who thought she knew everything
?