[celstu1]

> After Being Married For 44 Years, I Took A
> Careful Look At My Wife One Day And Said,
> 'honey, 44 Years Ago We Had A Cheap Apartment,
> A Cheap Car, Slept On A Sofa Bed And Watched
> A 10-inch Black And White Tv, But I Got To Sleep
> Every Night With A Hot 21-year-old Chick.
>
>
> Now I Have A Two Million Dollar Home,
> A $60,000 Car, A King Size Bed And A 65 Inch Plasma
> Screen Tv, But I'm Sleeping With A 65-year-old Woman.
> It Seems To Me That You're Not Holding Up Your Side
> Of Things.'
>
> My Wife Is A Very Reasonable Woman. She Told Me To
> Go Out And Find A Hot 21-year-old Chick, And She
> Would Make Sure That I Would Once Again Be Living In
> A Cheap Apartment, Driving A Cheap Car, Sleeping On
> A Sofa Bed And Watching A 10-inch Black And White Tv.
>
> Aren't Older Women Great?
>
> They Really Know How To Solve Your Mid-life Crises!