Thanks everyone for the encouragement. I defnitely won't quit my day job though.
We don't use cllippers on this guy anymore. He'll be 11 soon and he has "body bumps" as the doc calls them and I'm always afraid they'll get whacked off and cause him more grief. I also forbid goomers to use them as they don't seem to be able to and not give his ears razor burn.
Besides, if I used clippers, I'd probably cut off his ear or something!