How could I have missed this thread for so long....I was thinking my day would end with sort of a light note until I saw this thread and I have been laughing hysterically all the way through!!! Poor Bogus doesn't have to worry about any of this as he is burried somewhere in his beautiful silk hair...but Yogi....hmmm he and uhhh little Jack have alot to be thankful for...belly bands bah humbug..they need shlong slings...or lower sidewalks