sorry you had such a bad day, sounds like your handling it pretty well, though
Sounds like a Margarita kinda' night, if you ask me!!
Wish I could help you out with a terrible work story, but I can't think of any offhand to top yours...but the person who asked you to create the 20 page powerpoint in 5 or 10 minutes should be escorted to the mailroom and held under the 1 foot of water until they are very, very sorry.