I'm sorry but your post made me giggle too
I know how you feel though...one time I brought both of my yorkies in for a trim at the groomers and when I came back they were both shaved down to 1/2" and their head completely short! The groomer said he was stressed and forgot what I had said about just a trim!!!
I got a lump in my throat and wanted to cry right there!! But I didn't want to look dumb, crying over a dog haircut!! It took them over a year to get back to where they were before I brought them in...atleast yours should be back to new in a few months!!