Hewwo dear fwiends! As mommy was tombing me adain today, I weawized dat her intends to do dis to me evewyday for da west of my wife!!!!! It's bad enough her took me to da dogtor to get a hole put in my tummy so I touldn't have no babies, but if her finks her is donna tomb ME evewyday her has anover fink toming! I will bite dat tomb a wot!!! I'll show her who's boss awound here! Her actuawawy panked me on da nose dis morning! Daddy waffed and said he was donna wite it on da cawendar dat Mommy panked me! He finks I am spoiled! I dust don't dit NOOOOO wespect awound here! Wuv, Wexy

a Bwack Wab
P.S. Lexy's "spanking" consisted of two fingers lightly tapping her nose! E.