OMG that is funny but not funny!!
Hey if someone can help with the poo issue I hope that they post soon. I have the same problem with Izzy. She has access to outside all the time, she's clicker trained, potty bell trained, crate trained (she will never go in her crate or when she is in her x-pen even with the pee-pads down). As soon as she is out of either of those and if I don't see her at the patio door to go out...bamm..she finds a hiding place to go poo. She pees too inside on my black throw rug.
I don't get it either. Little buggers.
