What are they like........men!

A couple of weeks back I said to hubby, where is Tink?
I don't know he said.....carrying on working in the garden.....
I searched the house, looked out the front of the house, shed, she was no-where to be found....
Panic.....scream....heart racing.....searching the back garden....
Where is she?

Where is she?

Hubby looked where I had looked, in the street......etc
She could not be found
THEN.....on returning to the house I heard a faint little scratch in the under the stairs cupboard (coat cupboard).
Open the door and who was sat there?....

Tinkerbell!
She must of gone in when hubby got his coat out and just stayed quiet while I was running about like a

mad woman screaming her name, and calling hubby every name under the sun!
Well you can guess who was in the dog house