[cindy0721]

G. W. Bush and Bill Clinton somehow ended up at the
same barbershop. As they sat there, each being worked
on by a different barber, not a word was spoken.

The barbers were both afraid to start a conversation,
for fear it would turn to politics. As the barbers
finished their shaves, the one who had Clinton in his
chair reached for the after shave.

Clinton was quick to stop him saying, 'No thanks, my
wife Hillary will smell that and think I've been in a
whorehouse.'

The second barber turned to Bush and said, 'How about
you?'

Bush replied, 'Go ahead, MY wife doesn't know what the
inside of a whorehouse smells like.'