[cindy0721]

WHY PARENTS DRINK
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> A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his
bed
was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope,
propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to 'Dad.' With
the worst premonition, he opened the envelope with trembling hands and
read the letter.
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> Dear Dad:
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> It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to
elope
with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and
you.
> I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I
knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos,
tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is 25 years older than I
am.
> But it's not only the passion...Dad, she's pregnant. Stacy said that
we
will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of
firewood for the whole winter! We share a dream of having many more
children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't
really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves, and trading it
with the other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy. In the
meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy
can get better. She deserves it.
> Don't worry, Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself.
Someday
I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your
grandchildren.
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> Love, Your son Jeff
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> P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. Just
wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than a report
card. That is in my center desk drawer.
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> Call me when it's safe to come home