[pookiebear]

that's what my mama calls me, but my daddy calls me Bernard MacArthur of Hornet when he's made at me. But when he's not, he calls me Bernie, for some stupid reason. My mamma has all kinds of terms of endearment for me, cause she loves me the mostest. Right now I am 16 weeks old, and I'm one of those yorkie homeowners. I'm letting my parents stay with me 'till they can get a place of their own. I live in Brunswick Georgia near the beach. My lazy parents haven't taken me to see it yet, but they tell me I'll like diggin' in the sand, and having the wind blow in my hair. I go to work with my mommy everyday. When we are at work, I try to make her think I have to pee by whining to go out. hehehe, I'm just trying to get her to take me for a walk. She falls for it every time! My mama paid this high dollar ransom fee for me, so I could be rescued from all those yapping dogs at my birthplace. Thank goodness!

I love to eat Innova Small Bites, but Gerber is my favorite. Beef, is what's happenin' man. The tight wad is trying to 86 the babyfood for that Innova stuff. The nerve of her. I love my green beans and carrots and those little frozen beef patties. Those are my treats. That lard butt won't give me my Iams bones anymore. Man I had withdrawals from those things when she quit giving them to me, and I lost 1 whole pound. Me and my friend Brady love to play out by my pool, running around, stealing toys from those bratty kids I'm letting come around. They drop a toy, it's mine, mine mine. That's why I have so many toys, I take theirs. About 10:30 pm , when I start getting mean they make me go to the laundry room to my crate. It's pretty plush tho, and it keeps me from those wild kids. I love riding in the car. My mommy straps me in the car seat in this nylon carrier thing, and pours that AC on me. She says it's safer that way and I have to shut up and deal with it. Enjoy owning your parents guys, and they call us dorky yorkies. Catch ya later.