You ok Gina ????
here you go - someone posted this and I thought it was great -
HOW TO TELL YOU ARE MARRIED
Three women, one engaged, one married and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men. That night all three will wear black leather bras, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes.
After a few days they meet up for lunch.
The engaged woman: "The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my life. I love you.' Then we made love all night long."
The mistress: "Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I
was wearing the leather bodice, heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat.
When I opened the raincoat he didnšt say a word, but we had wild sex all
night."
The married woman: "I sent the kids to stay at my motheršs house for the night. When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said, 'What's for dinner, Batman?'" |