My Girlfriend sent this to me, and I had to pass it along!
THE WORLD 'S SHORTEST FAIRY TALE!
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry
me?"
The girl said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and
went shopping,
dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean
house, never had
to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never
argued, didn't get
fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save
money, and had all the
hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never
watched sports,
never wore friggin' lacy lingerie that went up her
ass, had high self
esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked
fabulous in sweat pants
and was pleasant all the time.
The End