Troy isn't a snorer but one time he had a cold and was snoring a little. I nudged him and said, honey you're snoring. He said in the most awake and lucid manner, no I'm not, I'm not even asleep.
It was so funny! I teased him about it forever but I think he is convinced to this day that he really was awake. Bless you wives of snorers! Any little sound drives me crazy in the middle of the night.
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