Girls...you are soooo bad...I love it!! LOL!
Good luck with that Judy. I advertised for a house keeper about 25 years ago. A very 'portly' lady replied and these were 'her' demands: room and board with a private bath for her and her ailing mother, that includes food...a salary of $500.00 a week

and I had to get rid of my show cats. She also wanted evenings and weekends off...gee...who did that leave to take care of her mother...certainly not me! This was for her to do basic house cleaning and laundry once a week for 2 people...give me a break