Kinda corney... but someone sent this to me so I thought I would share....
Mahatma Gandhe, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him: A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.!!
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