Yesterday I was lying down with my laptop and Stewie. I must have fallen asleep because about a half hour later I hear my brother (who had been in the basement) yelling "KRISTY! KRISTY!" I quickly look around and realize Stewie is no where around me anymore. I thought the worst and ran out of my bedroom into the kitchen. The dog had my bra wrapped around his foot. He was caught in it and dragging it around. Even better, however, was that he had my underwear in his mouth! He's so crazy. He must have gone in the laundry room while I was asleep and dug out my underwear from the basket on the floor! I swear, I am sleeping with one eye open from now on!
