Hi Wex, sowy about your cwab bite. Stupid cwab, I can come over and kick it's wear. I miss you too. You've been ignowing me, no moe messages or tweads oh anyting
Now I know you still wuv me. Sowy I had to have moe boyfwiends, ders juss so many cute guys round here. I'm doing ok but my mommy cwies a wot and I don't know why. She says fwiday is my surgewy date and dat she is sowy to put me dru it. I don't what dat cwazy ole bat is wowwied about.