Fwiends, I don cosvered de bestest game to pway wif mommies. When her says come, you dus wook at her, (tiwlting your head is good here), n den don't move 'til her comes to pick you up. Den wun, wun, wun. Da mommies will pway chase any times you want. Now be showe to wet her fink that her can catch you sumetimes, dat keeps 'em wested in the game. Jus cwouch down, wags your stub tail weally cutely, yous can bawk at her if you wike, den when her gets cwose, go weft, go wight, go wong for da pass (dat's footsbawl talk, wearned it from daddy). Ha you wins again. Be bery caweful dough cause her will twy to twick you wif tweats or tewling you ta do da sit or down. Dont liwsen to dat stuff or de game will be ober weally quick.
Have funs wif mommie taday!
Twace
PS Dont pway dis wif daddies, dey get weally angwy, n yells at you in dere big dowg boice. Guess dey don't wike chase wike mommy
