Ok Jennette....you are the perpetrator then that told me they just smell like jerky...haha...NOTTTT...I swear I almost vomited at the thought of penis residue on my carpet and you're right Sam, their breath does smell like really smelly butt crack. I took her to bed last night and we always sleep face on face (she rests her head on my face so we're breathing in each others faces). I COULDN'T DO IT! and it was frustrating her because she wanted my face. So I had to get up, brush her teeth, feed her some applesauce and a ton of snacks to get rid of that smell before we could go back to sleep. |