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Originally Posted by IluvLucy  I'm scared to death of the critters!
I have to share:
When I was 2 weeks from having my first child we had to have the sewer line from the house to the street repaired. Roto Rooter didn't finish before dark, so the guy put a piece of roofing tile over the hole he left in the line.
That night, I went to the bathroom. I dropped my drawers over my HUGE belly and started easing my bulk down to the toilet seat. I happened to look down---and there was a wharf rat in the toilet just waiting for me to sit down.
I jumped straight up in the air screaming like a banshee and ran like crazy
My ex grabbed the mop and bopped him back down the toilet while flushing it.
For the rest of my pregnancy I did NOT use the toilet. I used a potty like a big baby! I didn't even want to use that bathroom to shower in  |
I'm laughing so hard that coffee just came up out of my nose .....
