This was in our local paper I laughed and laughed
My wife and I are the antithesis of the theory that the male of our species is the hunter and the female is the gatherer. In our case, she hunts up the bargains and I try to gather the means to pay for it. I must admit though, I have a voice in everything she buys — the invoice. Death and taxes were always inevitable but now they’ve added the burden of shipping and handling.