We call those zerBERTS (instead of zerBITS) at our house and the Poopanut goes absolutely nuts if you do it to her! LOL
I use the word "gihugic" (pronounced gi-huge-ik) when I'm describing something really big.
Hickeydooger (hick-ee-du-ger): what I call anything I can't remember the name of
I like the word "threadscavating". What about "spethreading" (kind of like spelunking/caving)