That's hilarious Wolftrap!
I work in a library and recently, somebody brought their dog in here (mini. poodle). I would have helped her sneak the dog around the library (we aren't serving food!), but one of the librarians caught this little old woman with the poodle. Librarians are notorious for following rules, of course. So he told her to leave the dog outside, which she refused (I would too). Then the little old woman yelled at him and told him that she brought FiFi everywhere with her in France. Then the dog started chewing on the librarian's leg. The story the librarian told is that Fifi then lifted her leg and started to pee on the books - HOWEVER, my argument is that Fifis don't lift legs because Fifis are usually girls! I think he just said that so people wouldn't get mad at him for being mean to an old lady and her dog. I like the story better though when Fifi pees on the books - it serves the library right for not allowing dogs. |