That one day we would be sharing stories with people all over the country - or even the world - about dog poo (frequency, consistency, amount, odor, etc.) MUCH LESS the happy footed poo poo dance!!
I forget which comedian made the comment that if aliens were to visit us, they would surely think that cannines ruled Earth. Why else would humans be following them around gladly picking up their excrement and saving it in little bags...
As a kid my mother always made the comment that in her next life she would love to come back as a pedigree dog. We always had Heinz 57 dogs, so I never fully understood. Now I get it!!!