[bettyeanne]

My friend sent me this in an E-mail and I laughed my sides sore!! One reason it struck me soooo funny, you can't believe what this girl is going through right now ... and yet she maintain her sense of humor!! I have always believed that "laughter does good, like a medicine"!!


CALMNESS IN OUR LIVES.

I am passing this on to you because it definitely works and we could
all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice
heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace. Dr. Phil
proclaimed, 'The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you
have started and have never finished.'

So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and
hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off
a bottle of Merlot, one of Zinfandel, the Bailey's Irish Cream, a half
bottle of Kalhua, an open package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac
prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos, and a box of
chocolates.

You have no idea how freaking good I feel right now. Please pass this
on to those whom you think might be in need of Inner Peace.