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Since Layla (black Lab) was sprung from da joint, she has been having trouble adjusting to life on the outside. As many ex-cons will attest, freedom can require a big adjustment. She has only broken parole once, and luckily got back before the cops found out. Like Martha Stewart, Layla must wear an electronic device at all times to ensure her whereabouts. Occupational therapy for Layla includes, eating any and all potted plants and their containers, strength testing the thin plastic grill cover, smearing snot on the glass back door, and generally keeping our yard resembling a war zone. Layla is still working on her kleptomania that got her in trouble in the first place. Some of Lexy's toys seem to find their way to the yard and get returned missing limbs, eyes, etc. Perhaps Layla is training for a new life as a Voodoo priestess.

Cinder (black Lab) is currently enjoying semi-retirement from her career as a security agent. The country owes a great debt to Cinder for keeping those pesky UPS people in line all these years. She also gives much needed job training to garbage men and meter readers. In her leisure time, Cinder enjoys babysitting, swimming and cookouts. Recently she became a home owner and is busy decorating and landscaping. She is available for consultation MWF 8:00 to 10:00 a.m., but never works weekends and holidays anymore. She is in high demand and appointments are recommended.