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Originally Posted by simonandhallie

haha You are too funny and I am not creative enough to respond to this thread I'm trying to think and a million things are running thorugh my head. Now I'm going to be working on this all day (instead of doing my "real" work)

Kimberly- I would say that Simon must be, at least, a minor-league soccer star at this point, right?!

Olivia has just been promoted from rug-durability tester to livingroom chair and ottoman durability tester. Last week, she and her assistant, Theo the cat, tested the strength of the material on the underside of these items. While the material is stong enough to withstand the weight of either tester crawling up into either the chair or ottoman, it was not able to withstand the "teeth" or "nails" tests. This material was given an unsatisfactory rating by each tester. The team is now testing the amount of superflous foam and padding in each item, that doesn't actually affect the comfort of the chair. Olivia, being the hardworking employee that she is, has put in some overtime testing the strenght of the strings at the bottom of the chair. Preliminary results show that, unlike a sweater, by simply pulling on strings that you get loose, the entire chair doesn't unravel. Future results and photos will be posted on their parent company website: MomAndDadCan'tHaveAnythingNice.com.