Fiwst, I cwouch down and sneeks up on dat fwog. I am a bery good hunta. Den I sniff his butt cause dat's what us dogs do. He hops, hops and I ditten want that fwog to leabe so I puts my foots on him and twies to pick him up. Jus' touch him wif my mouf. Decided weal quiwk dat won't a good idea cause he tastes ewwwy. Makes me shake my head and kinna spit. Dat makes me bery angwy so I bawks at him and pounce him wike a titty tat. Dat fwog is scawed of big dog me now....him's hoppin an hoppin. Den momma says wet dey fwog awone n distwacts me so he can scape. I will wook for him again today.
Twace
PS I ditten frow up dat would be bad, cause momma's go kinda cwazy when you frow up
