I just had to laugh seeing this thread no matter how old it is.. Thought you all might enjoy this
The Cat in the Hat on Aging
I cannot see
I cannot pee
I cannot chew
I cannot scr*w
Oh my God, what can I do?
My memory shrinks
My hearing stinks
No sense of small
I look like h*ll
My mood is bad--can you tell?
My body's drooping
have trouble pooping
The Golden years have come at last
The Golden years can kiss my @ss
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