Dot, you're not an idiot. A bunch of us on here got Yorkies before we really knew what we were getting into. All I knew was that I had wanted a Yorkie all of my life. That being said, people on this board are really wonderful and when you need help or advise, they're happy to help you out. I've asked some really dumb questions since I've been on here. Believe me, you're not alone. I hope your puppy can get all these issues cleared up and you have smooth sailing from then on. If not, like I said, just come on here and ask for help!