[AmeliaBadelia]

Originally Posted by ARCHIE

Oh BellieBoo you will be my wery first gwirlfrend. Mommy says I'm a momma's
boy but not really. I wook all da time on da compuder at all da pewty
gwirls. Mommy don't know dat. I pomise I will take good care of you and
be tu to u if you wrelly want a boyfriend.
Wov, Buddy

OMG! That's hysterical!