hahaha... this thread is cracking me up!!
Chloe burps all the time, its so funny we could be cuddling her and out of nowhere she'll burp... and its soo loud!!
I've only ever heard her fart once, and that was one time when she sneezed and let one go at the same time, but I can assure you she's had some SBD ones before.
... to think we call her our little princess